While mandatory college orientation programs have always veered toward the absurd, they’ve now sunk to new depths. Today Glenn Reynolds (the Instapundit) noted that some of these programs even imply that every male student is a potential rapist. One student thought his college effectively told him that “You’re a rapist, and we’re watching you.” Reynolds says that colleges are creating “a hostile learning environment based on sex.” To that end, we’d like to hear our readers’ craziest college orientation stories. If there’s enough of a response, we’ll post the best ones starting next week. Send your stories to firstname.lastname@example.org.